Sporting hotness part 2: Gymnasts

Superbowl is coming up, and that made me think of sports... And that made me think of chicks in sports... And that made me think of cheerleaders, since there's bound to be some football cheerleader hotness in the Super Bowl. And then I remembered I didn't have any new cheerleader pictures at the moment. Damn!

But I took a look in the future files, and saw these...if you can't have the Superbowl yet, you can at least remember the Olympics.


We lead off with Alicia Sacramone. In the Olympics, everybody was talking about how she was so old...I think she's like 19 or something ridiculous like that. I guess compared to the 10 year olds the Chinese had out there, that's ancient.


Next, Shawn Johnson. I would've led off with these because she's so damn cute, but she was only 16 or 17 in the Olympics (I think...not sure...) and I know these are perfectly innocent pictures of a sporting event, but it still feels a bit weird putting these up here.

I don't know how they can do the splits like that. Looks like it ought to be painful, you know?

And speaking of painful...that is one scary look on her face. Bet if you were that high above the ground and had to grab that bar to save your ass, you'd look a lot worse.

Shawn Johnson again, doing...cartwheels?...flips?...splits?...whatever they call those moves, it's a wonder the girls don't fall off that beam.


And finally, Shawn Johnson (again!) waves goodbye.

If you're in the mood to see more sports chicks, check out this post on Sporting Cameltoes.

Sporting cameltoes

Ah, the women in sports... Here are a few sporting women sporting cameltoes. Enjoy the view.

You gotta love it when a girl could kick a guy's ass and look good doing it. This track-and-field latina is HOT. And she looks dangerous. Like she's fresh of a kill, or about to make one. You think maybe that cameltoe was the last thing some guy saw on this earth before that javelin took him out?

Massive swimmer cameltoe. I wonder if she notices that when she's swimming? Probably not. One of the great things about sports is that these candid cameltoe photo ops come up when the athletes are focused on something else.

That's it...stretch...and bend... I don't know what sport she's playing, but I want to come in and join the fun.

I wonder if cameltoe begins with K in Japanese.

Buffy's sidekick plays a sexy brand of basketball. Nice cameltoe, Cordelia. (I think Allyson Hannigan plays Cordelia...you can correct me if I'm wrong, I don't watch Buffy much.) Or maybe it's the flute player -- you know, from band camp. Nobody looked like this at any band camp I ever went to.

The sport of beach volleyball is excellent for cameltoe viewing. Only problem is, pro beach volleyballers tend to be skinny-ass chicks who look like dudes. Well, I could be wrong about the looking like a dude part. Not all of them do. And besides, I don't think the dudes sport cameltoes. Though I could be wrong about that, too.