Kari Sweets and slingshots go together like...

So I guess they call these things slingshots...rubber bands over the shoulders and the little patch over the pussy...I wonder what happens when this kind of slingshot releases? I can guess.

















Kari Sweets in a slingshot bikini...doesn't get much better than that.

Extreme microkinis part 2: Less of everything, more to see

Another visit to the extreme edge of the bikini world, where hotness means hiding as little skin as possible. This is why they call these things "microkinis."

Extreme microkinis part 1

Some candid bikini pictures for you. Hard to believe these girls wore these things out in public. They put the micro in the microkini. (And the hotness...) Makes me wish I had been there to see it in person.

Crazy microkini teens

When it comes to crazy hotness, there's nothing better than the microkini. It's the most extreme, revealing form of the bikini, and its sole purpose is to display as much flesh as possible without being entirely nude. A girl would have to be a little crazy to wear one...and here's proof that not only are there teens crazy enough to wear microkinis, there are also plenty of teens crazy enough to let people photograph them in microkinis.


Long black hair, a great ass, nice hips...I love this kind of exotic look. I have to wonder if she'd be as pretty from the front, though. I do love a nice substantial ass, but I think it's sad to see how many chicks there are on the internet whose asses (whether skinny or bootylicious) express more humanity than their face. And I'm not talking just about a girl having a pretty model face, either. I'm talking about the kind of girl who looks like you could stand to be with for more than just the 2 minutes it'd take you to do the nasty. Not that you'd be doing the nasty with her if she was that nice, anyway...it's a conundrum, isn't it.


And speaking of doing the nasty...


Do you prefer blondes? It seems most people do. Myself, I like brunettes, whether it's the exotic look or the more girl-next-door type. Even a hardened (pun intended) brunette-lover couldn't find fault with these pictures, though.

Speaking of the girl next door type, here's one of the best teens on the web: Kari Sweets, sporting only the bottom half of a tiny microkini.

Kari is a professional internet model who does non-nude, but very (very) sexy shots. If you're into big backyards or large tracts of land (nerdy Monty Python reference) up top, Kari isn't the girl for you. If you're into porn-star types with harsh faces and overinflated tits, you're better off elsewhere. But if a pretty, petite 18 year old with loads of sexy, innocent charm, natural hotness, a sense of fun, and a definite naughty streak can do it for you, there's no one better than Kari.

In fact, I think I might dedicate a section of Bikini Hotness to Kari Sweets. Yep, it's official. Come back for more of this.

The wonders of the microkini

Ah, the wonders of the microkini. No long introduction needed here. Just feast your eyes.


I don't know who invented the micro bikini, but the Wicked Weasel people perfected it. Their bikinis are like tiny cameltoe machines.


Might as well be naked. This girl isn't the model type, but that's what I like about her. She's...shall we say...generously proportioned. In all the right ways. Usually it takes a bony-ass chick to make a micro bikini work, but this girl can pull it off. She's got a spicy little attitude going on there with the hands on the hips, too. Nice.


Bleached hair...check. Cancer tan...check. Camel toe...check. Hey, who says being a bikini slut is a bad thing?

Look at the spread on that cameltoe! This chick is having way too much fun with her swimwear.

And now for the coup de grace. (Isn't that what they call it in French when somebody gets fucked from behind?) And oh...my...god. Got to find some way to slow my heart rate down. I'm getting dizzy. If that pose isn't an invitation, I don't know what is.

Jennifer Aniston's green Cabo bikini

All right, they're not the best ever. But they're the latest pictures--paparazzi candids from yesterday in Cabo, or so I hear--and Jennifer Aniston is still pretty hot, so here you is. (With a bonus at the end.)

Now for the bonus. Here are some better ones--Jennifer Aniston in a tiny purple bikini in Miami. Just barely in it...