Karrine Steffans aka Superhead bikini pictures

If you're into rap, you might know who Karine Steffans is. I'm not into rap. I hate everything about it. But I'm into bikinis and hot women, so I looked this chick up.

The basic deal is that she's a model-pornstar-slut-celebrity whore who has been in several rap videos. Her nickname is Superhead (or if you're an idiot, "Supahead"). Bet you can guess why she has it.

Her biggest claim to fame is that she has hooked up with (or it's rumored she has been with, or she claims she's been with) Bobby Brown, Bow Wow, Lil Wayne, Kool G Rap, Big Tigga (what the hell is with these stupid rapper names?) and god only knows who else. She also has three books: Confessions of a Video Vixen, The Vixen Diaries, and The Vixen Manual; I haven't wasted any time reading them, cause I'm pretty sure they're just name-dropping celebutrash.

Oh yeah...and there's one more thing you should know about Karine Steffans. She looks pretty damn good in a bikini.

Need more proof?

How's that for bikini hotness? Karine Steffans may be a celebutard, but she sure can fill out a bikini. That has to count for something. (Not sure what...probably it shouldn't count for anything...but somehow it does.)

Keri Russell hot new pictures

I just found out that Keri Russell, who used to provide jack-off material for disenfranchised high-schoolers in the teen drama Felicity, and who played a deadly hot assassin in MI3 opposite Tom Cruise, has a fairly sexy...and scary...photo shoot that just came out in Details magazine.

How's this for starters?

Yeah. A little nipple, a little bush, and even a cameltoe. And the smudgy dark mascara says do me nasty. Damn, this isn't exactly Felicity, is it!


Whoa. This is a little bit scary. (Unrelated question: Am I the only one who thinks Keri Russell is a bony little chick?)


A little less scary, but still a little weird. Have you ever noticed how these professional magazine photographers can take somebody who's naturally cute, or even outright damn-hot supermodel beautiful, and make her look nasty-scary? I hate to even admit I looked at them, but the controversial Miley Cyrus photos come to mind. Posing a 14-year-old like that is a bit skeevy, but if you ask me the real crime is how haggard and used-up the supposedly brilliant photographer made the poor girl look. Normally Keri Russell is more along the super-cute line than the scary-harsh type; looks like she got bit by some of that same type of suck-ass photography.


Then again, this one looks a little better. (A little bit of a nip slip?)

So there you have it. The highlights of the most provocative pictures Keri Russell has ever done (that I know of). If you noticed that there aren't any bikinis in there, well, that's because there aren't any. Anywhere. I did some searching...not a whole lot, but some; Keri is fine and all, but I'm not that into her...and there there just aren't any bikini photos out there.

However, I did find a few other sexy pics. And since Bikini Hotness is all about hotness (bikinis or not), here they are for your enjoyment.

Tara Reid bikini candids...and a cameltoe bonus

Tara Reid, who was the hot virgin girlfriend in American Pie -- and who WAS hot, but then got all partied out and kinda used up -- was out on the beach a couple days ago, and the pictures have been making the rounds, so I figured I better give 'em to you, Sancho style.

For starters, here's one of my favorite shots from the Miami beach series.


And now a couple more good ones. She's not as tight and young-looking as she used to be, that's for sure...but she can sure rock a good cameltoe. I wonder if these are paparazzi shots or just some lucky stiff who got to sneak a few candid bikini pics on the sly.


More walking, less cameltoe hotness.


You shouldn't have to guess what I like about this one.




Tara says no more pictures. But the voyeur with the camera just gets a little sneaky instead.


Ahhh... People bag on her looks all the time, but the truth is she still can look pretty damn cute.


Depends on the point of view, I guess. Not the greatest ass shot ever -- looking a bit saggy and...well...used -- but come on, it's not like she's having somebody shoot her best side. It's a candid, paparazzi type photo.


Always leave 'em wanting more. Isn't that what they say? Besides, I figure any good series of photos should go out on a high note. She might not look like the 18 year old hottie she played in American Pie anymore, but she can still make you want to keep looking sometimes.


The skimpy bikini is fun to look at, but it's also nice to see a celebrity, especially one who only makes the news for hitting the skids these days, looking relaxed and relatively normal, like Tara Reid does in these last three photos. Now if only celebrities sporting camel toe was more common...not to say normal...

Jennifer Aniston's green Cabo bikini

All right, they're not the best ever. But they're the latest pictures--paparazzi candids from yesterday in Cabo, or so I hear--and Jennifer Aniston is still pretty hot, so here you is. (With a bonus at the end.)

Now for the bonus. Here are some better ones--Jennifer Aniston in a tiny purple bikini in Miami. Just barely in it...