More of Kari in her white jacket

After the nip slip, anything else might be anticlimactic. But I found a few more pictures of Kari Sweets in that pink bikini and white jacket, and she looks so good...

Kari Sweets gives you a rare gift

Kari Sweets puts on a pink thong bikini and a sailor jacket...with no top or bra underneath. And--at the end of the gallery, of course, to build the suspense--comes the gift. Some people say Kari doesn't do nipslip pics. They're wrong. (Some people say Kari doesn't even have nipples. They're wrong too.)

There is such a thing as a Kari Sweets nip slip. It's not easy to find, and it's not an obvious one. It might be the only picture of Kari Sweets' nipple in existence. And you have Sancho to thank for it. If you make it to the end of this gallery, that is. :)

Introducing Kari Sweets (part 2)

Been a while since I've been on the ol' Bikini Hotness blog. But I'm back (goes without saying, since there's a new post up).

And in honor of the new year of 2009, here's part 2 of the first "official" Kari Sweets post here on Bikini Hotness: the last 7 photos from the polka-dot bikini beach series. (Check out part 1 of this post to see the rest of the polka dotted hotness of Kari Sweets.)

Don't ask why I didn't put all her bikini hotness together in one post; it's not like I couldn't, it's just that I thought I'd get more mileage out of it this way. And it makes me feel like some sort of cool blogger to have a post in 2 parts.

Now that's what I'm talking about. This is a girl that knows how to have fun. She doesn't take herself too seriously.

Now we're getting somewhere. That tight ass is one of Kari's best assets.

Well, that and her bright smile.

And her perfectly proportioned chest. Nice cleavage.

A more sultry version of the cleavage shot.

And the standard pulling down the bikini shot. Have you ever noticed that's like a requirement these days? If there's a bikini and a model and somebody with a camera, there's at least one shot of her pretending to take her bottoms off. But this...this is not just going through the motions of some glamor requirement. This is Kari Sweets!

I love how Kari manages to look sweet, innocent, naughty, and sexy as hell all at once.

And (as if you haven't noticed it on every picture so far) since we all want to see more of Kari Sweets, and because I want you to know where you can (if you're willing to crack open your wallet, of course) find all the Kari Sweets photos you could ever desire (okay, so that's not really possible, but you can come close), here's where you can find her official site: http://karisweets.com.

And I don't even get paid to send you there. Don't say I never gave you nothing!

Crazy microkini teens

When it comes to crazy hotness, there's nothing better than the microkini. It's the most extreme, revealing form of the bikini, and its sole purpose is to display as much flesh as possible without being entirely nude. A girl would have to be a little crazy to wear one...and here's proof that not only are there teens crazy enough to wear microkinis, there are also plenty of teens crazy enough to let people photograph them in microkinis.


Long black hair, a great ass, nice hips...I love this kind of exotic look. I have to wonder if she'd be as pretty from the front, though. I do love a nice substantial ass, but I think it's sad to see how many chicks there are on the internet whose asses (whether skinny or bootylicious) express more humanity than their face. And I'm not talking just about a girl having a pretty model face, either. I'm talking about the kind of girl who looks like you could stand to be with for more than just the 2 minutes it'd take you to do the nasty. Not that you'd be doing the nasty with her if she was that nice, anyway...it's a conundrum, isn't it.


And speaking of doing the nasty...


Do you prefer blondes? It seems most people do. Myself, I like brunettes, whether it's the exotic look or the more girl-next-door type. Even a hardened (pun intended) brunette-lover couldn't find fault with these pictures, though.

Speaking of the girl next door type, here's one of the best teens on the web: Kari Sweets, sporting only the bottom half of a tiny microkini.

Kari is a professional internet model who does non-nude, but very (very) sexy shots. If you're into big backyards or large tracts of land (nerdy Monty Python reference) up top, Kari isn't the girl for you. If you're into porn-star types with harsh faces and overinflated tits, you're better off elsewhere. But if a pretty, petite 18 year old with loads of sexy, innocent charm, natural hotness, a sense of fun, and a definite naughty streak can do it for you, there's no one better than Kari.

In fact, I think I might dedicate a section of Bikini Hotness to Kari Sweets. Yep, it's official. Come back for more of this.

The wonders of the microkini

Ah, the wonders of the microkini. No long introduction needed here. Just feast your eyes.


I don't know who invented the micro bikini, but the Wicked Weasel people perfected it. Their bikinis are like tiny cameltoe machines.


Might as well be naked. This girl isn't the model type, but that's what I like about her. She's...shall we say...generously proportioned. In all the right ways. Usually it takes a bony-ass chick to make a micro bikini work, but this girl can pull it off. She's got a spicy little attitude going on there with the hands on the hips, too. Nice.


Bleached hair...check. Cancer tan...check. Camel toe...check. Hey, who says being a bikini slut is a bad thing?

Look at the spread on that cameltoe! This chick is having way too much fun with her swimwear.

And now for the coup de grace. (Isn't that what they call it in French when somebody gets fucked from behind?) And oh...my...god. Got to find some way to slow my heart rate down. I'm getting dizzy. If that pose isn't an invitation, I don't know what is.

The real girl next door

You know how websites go on about amateurs and the girl next door, and they're either butt ugly or plasticized ho's or professional models or all three? Well, this post is dedicated to the REAL girl next door, not opportunistic bitches pretending they're normal people.

These are the girls who really could live just down the street, and they're out having fun with beaches and boats and showing some serious hotness in these candid pictures.


Very pretty. The girl next door radiates hotness in these candid shots.


Bikini hotness? Try adding some bikini thickness. Now that's something I could get behind.

Bikinis are king of the world.

Two different attitudes... Not sure if the chick in the black bikini looks that way because she wants a man muscle or if she just wants a man to muscle that boat around. Whichever, I personally prefer the happy Asian girl. Looks like a good time to me.

Sexy flexy

Okay, not a bikini. But the hotness...the sexible flexible hotness...that definitely qualifies these pictures for posting here on Bikini Hotness.

And all done. Seeing her sit there like that, you'd never think she could bend herself into all those hot, sexable flexible positions. Looks like the girl next door has a hidden talent.