Kari Sweets and slingshots go together like...

So I guess they call these things slingshots...rubber bands over the shoulders and the little patch over the pussy...I wonder what happens when this kind of slingshot releases? I can guess.

















Kari Sweets in a slingshot bikini...doesn't get much better than that.

Extreme microkinis part 2: Less of everything, more to see

Another visit to the extreme edge of the bikini world, where hotness means hiding as little skin as possible. This is why they call these things "microkinis."

Extreme microkinis part 1

Some candid bikini pictures for you. Hard to believe these girls wore these things out in public. They put the micro in the microkini. (And the hotness...) Makes me wish I had been there to see it in person.

Amateurs? Professionals? Who cares!

Are they amateurs or professionals? As far as I know, they're all amateur models. Some of these are obviously very nonprofessional, more or less just awkward snapshots. Others are much more posed and composed -- to the point where they almost look like they're not amateurs.

But the bottom line? (Ha! Pun intended.) They're all posing in microkinis, of course.


The more professional among the amateurs. This chick on the left is looking pretty damn hot and exotic, even if she's posing like some gangsta ho. The photo on the right is kinda the white equivalent: amateurs looking like Californicated porn sluts. Bet that would be one hell of a threesome, though.


Definitely amateur. This chick looks like she's about to do something I wouldn't mind watching.

Amateur or professional? Who gives a rat's ass! This is a teen in a microkini!

Amateur model...professional slut. Those tits are WAY too big. They look like waterballoons about to pop. Now I wonder what it would be like if those tits actually did explode? And speaking of popping, I bet this chick would let you pop the seal on that cameltoe. (Damn...did I just say that out loud?)

I do like to save the best for last. Well, whether it's the best pic of this bunch might be debatable. But the awesomeness of a Wicked Weasel microkini bikini crotch closeup isn't up for debate. Now THAT is some bikini hotness.

Crazy microkini teens

When it comes to crazy hotness, there's nothing better than the microkini. It's the most extreme, revealing form of the bikini, and its sole purpose is to display as much flesh as possible without being entirely nude. A girl would have to be a little crazy to wear one...and here's proof that not only are there teens crazy enough to wear microkinis, there are also plenty of teens crazy enough to let people photograph them in microkinis.


Long black hair, a great ass, nice hips...I love this kind of exotic look. I have to wonder if she'd be as pretty from the front, though. I do love a nice substantial ass, but I think it's sad to see how many chicks there are on the internet whose asses (whether skinny or bootylicious) express more humanity than their face. And I'm not talking just about a girl having a pretty model face, either. I'm talking about the kind of girl who looks like you could stand to be with for more than just the 2 minutes it'd take you to do the nasty. Not that you'd be doing the nasty with her if she was that nice, anyway...it's a conundrum, isn't it.


And speaking of doing the nasty...


Do you prefer blondes? It seems most people do. Myself, I like brunettes, whether it's the exotic look or the more girl-next-door type. Even a hardened (pun intended) brunette-lover couldn't find fault with these pictures, though.

Speaking of the girl next door type, here's one of the best teens on the web: Kari Sweets, sporting only the bottom half of a tiny microkini.

Kari is a professional internet model who does non-nude, but very (very) sexy shots. If you're into big backyards or large tracts of land (nerdy Monty Python reference) up top, Kari isn't the girl for you. If you're into porn-star types with harsh faces and overinflated tits, you're better off elsewhere. But if a pretty, petite 18 year old with loads of sexy, innocent charm, natural hotness, a sense of fun, and a definite naughty streak can do it for you, there's no one better than Kari.

In fact, I think I might dedicate a section of Bikini Hotness to Kari Sweets. Yep, it's official. Come back for more of this.

Amateur bikini hotties showing off in candid pictures

An amateur posing in the surf, showing off her bikini hotness.


Some dickwad taking a picture of his girlfriend's cameltoe on the beach. But hey, I'm glad he did. Now we can all see.


I'm not so sure about the candid part...I mean, wouldn't a girl kind of have to plan to get in the tub with her swimsuit on? And what girl spreads her legs like that by accident? But that's also the good part -- if a girl gives you an amateur cameltoe pussy show like that, you just roll with it.

Now THAT is some real bikini hotness. Check out the hips and the cameltoe. This is a pure candid amateur shot.

As always, we give you something that will leave you feeling good. I don't know why these amateur bikini hotties are on stage, but I'm glad they're there.

Today, since it's the first week of December and the weather is shitty, we'll go to a better time and place...a place where there's sand, water, sun, and teens in bikinis. Microkinis. Even better.


Sweet teen in a microkini. Wow.


Candid shot of a teen in a sweet pink microkini.


Tiny bikinis rule. God, I love this shot.


My new favorite picture. A beach girl in a pink microkini, focused in on that delicious little cameltoe.


That little transparent patch over the pussy...and the big-ass tattoo...nice.

A gift from Wicked Weasel bikinis to all mankind. Magnificent.

We save the best for last. Teen lesbians in microkinis. Love that juicy bikini pussy!