Thursday, November 20, 2008

The wonders of the microkini

Ah, the wonders of the microkini. No long introduction needed here. Just feast your eyes.


I don't know who invented the micro bikini, but the Wicked Weasel people perfected it. Their bikinis are like tiny cameltoe machines.


Might as well be naked. This girl isn't the model type, but that's what I like about her. She's...shall we say...generously proportioned. In all the right ways. Usually it takes a bony-ass chick to make a micro bikini work, but this girl can pull it off. She's got a spicy little attitude going on there with the hands on the hips, too. Nice.


Bleached hair...check. Cancer tan...check. Camel toe...check. Hey, who says being a bikini slut is a bad thing?

Look at the spread on that cameltoe! This chick is having way too much fun with her swimwear.

And now for the coup de grace. (Isn't that what they call it in French when somebody gets fucked from behind?) And oh...my...god. Got to find some way to slow my heart rate down. I'm getting dizzy. If that pose isn't an invitation, I don't know what is.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The real girl next door

You know how websites go on about amateurs and the girl next door, and they're either butt ugly or plasticized ho's or professional models or all three? Well, this post is dedicated to the REAL girl next door, not opportunistic bitches pretending they're normal people.

These are the girls who really could live just down the street, and they're out having fun with beaches and boats and showing some serious hotness in these candid pictures.


Very pretty. The girl next door radiates hotness in these candid shots.


Bikini hotness? Try adding some bikini thickness. Now that's something I could get behind.


Bikinis are king of the world.


Two different attitudes... Not sure if the chick in the black bikini looks that way because she wants a man muscle or if she just wants a man to muscle that boat around. Whichever, I personally prefer the happy Asian girl. Looks like a good time to me.