Introducing Kari Sweets (part 2)

Been a while since I've been on the ol' Bikini Hotness blog. But I'm back (goes without saying, since there's a new post up).

And in honor of the new year of 2009, here's part 2 of the first "official" Kari Sweets post here on Bikini Hotness: the last 7 photos from the polka-dot bikini beach series. (Check out part 1 of this post to see the rest of the polka dotted hotness of Kari Sweets.)

Don't ask why I didn't put all her bikini hotness together in one post; it's not like I couldn't, it's just that I thought I'd get more mileage out of it this way. And it makes me feel like some sort of cool blogger to have a post in 2 parts.

Now that's what I'm talking about. This is a girl that knows how to have fun. She doesn't take herself too seriously.

Now we're getting somewhere. That tight ass is one of Kari's best assets.

Well, that and her bright smile.

And her perfectly proportioned chest. Nice cleavage.

A more sultry version of the cleavage shot.

And the standard pulling down the bikini shot. Have you ever noticed that's like a requirement these days? If there's a bikini and a model and somebody with a camera, there's at least one shot of her pretending to take her bottoms off. But this...this is not just going through the motions of some glamor requirement. This is Kari Sweets!

I love how Kari manages to look sweet, innocent, naughty, and sexy as hell all at once.

And (as if you haven't noticed it on every picture so far) since we all want to see more of Kari Sweets, and because I want you to know where you can (if you're willing to crack open your wallet, of course) find all the Kari Sweets photos you could ever desire (okay, so that's not really possible, but you can come close), here's where you can find her official site: http://karisweets.com.

And I don't even get paid to send you there. Don't say I never gave you nothing!

Introducing Kari Sweets (part 1)

I'm calling this an introduction because even though you probably have seen Kari Sweets somewhere before, this is her first appearance on Bikini Hotness. Well, maybe not exactly first...this is the first post about Kari, but not the first picture I've posted of her (I snuck one photo of Kari Sweets in a tiny string bikini into a previous post).

So here you go... For your viewing pleasure, here's Kari in a magazine-style bikini shoot.

Now you know why she calls herself "Sweets." Look at that smile. And that naughty look has promise, too.

Whoa! We're seeing a new side of Kari Sweets now. Trying out her sultry model look for the camera...and then showing some of her...personality. Double entendre aside, that actually is probably my favorite thing about Kari Sweets: unlike a lot of models, she looks like she actually has a personality. She looks like she's having fun in her pictures. (And now you know what that naughty look was for. Damn!)

Ah, beautiful!

Probably it's redundant because the URL is watermarked on every picture, but if you're willing to pony up a little cash, you can get all the Kari Sweets photos you want at www.karisweets.com (and there are always a few free samples to view; but only a few). And believe it or not, nobody's paying me for the referral, either. I do it out of the goodness of my heart -- and because this girl seems to me like she's one of a kind.

And that, my friends (yeesh, suddenly I sound like John McCain), is a taste of Kari Sweets. More to come -- thus the "part 1" in the post title -- because Kari has some more to show you.

Amateurs? Professionals? Who cares!

Are they amateurs or professionals? As far as I know, they're all amateur models. Some of these are obviously very nonprofessional, more or less just awkward snapshots. Others are much more posed and composed -- to the point where they almost look like they're not amateurs.

But the bottom line? (Ha! Pun intended.) They're all posing in microkinis, of course.


The more professional among the amateurs. This chick on the left is looking pretty damn hot and exotic, even if she's posing like some gangsta ho. The photo on the right is kinda the white equivalent: amateurs looking like Californicated porn sluts. Bet that would be one hell of a threesome, though.


Definitely amateur. This chick looks like she's about to do something I wouldn't mind watching.

Amateur or professional? Who gives a rat's ass! This is a teen in a microkini!

Amateur model...professional slut. Those tits are WAY too big. They look like waterballoons about to pop. Now I wonder what it would be like if those tits actually did explode? And speaking of popping, I bet this chick would let you pop the seal on that cameltoe. (Damn...did I just say that out loud?)

I do like to save the best for last. Well, whether it's the best pic of this bunch might be debatable. But the awesomeness of a Wicked Weasel microkini bikini crotch closeup isn't up for debate. Now THAT is some bikini hotness.

Karrine Steffans aka Superhead bikini pictures

If you're into rap, you might know who Karine Steffans is. I'm not into rap. I hate everything about it. But I'm into bikinis and hot women, so I looked this chick up.

The basic deal is that she's a model-pornstar-slut-celebrity whore who has been in several rap videos. Her nickname is Superhead (or if you're an idiot, "Supahead"). Bet you can guess why she has it.

Her biggest claim to fame is that she has hooked up with (or it's rumored she has been with, or she claims she's been with) Bobby Brown, Bow Wow, Lil Wayne, Kool G Rap, Big Tigga (what the hell is with these stupid rapper names?) and god only knows who else. She also has three books: Confessions of a Video Vixen, The Vixen Diaries, and The Vixen Manual; I haven't wasted any time reading them, cause I'm pretty sure they're just name-dropping celebutrash.

Oh yeah...and there's one more thing you should know about Karine Steffans. She looks pretty damn good in a bikini.

Need more proof?

How's that for bikini hotness? Karine Steffans may be a celebutard, but she sure can fill out a bikini. That has to count for something. (Not sure what...probably it shouldn't count for anything...but somehow it does.)

Keri Russell hot new pictures

I just found out that Keri Russell, who used to provide jack-off material for disenfranchised high-schoolers in the teen drama Felicity, and who played a deadly hot assassin in MI3 opposite Tom Cruise, has a fairly sexy...and scary...photo shoot that just came out in Details magazine.

How's this for starters?

Yeah. A little nipple, a little bush, and even a cameltoe. And the smudgy dark mascara says do me nasty. Damn, this isn't exactly Felicity, is it!


Whoa. This is a little bit scary. (Unrelated question: Am I the only one who thinks Keri Russell is a bony little chick?)


A little less scary, but still a little weird. Have you ever noticed how these professional magazine photographers can take somebody who's naturally cute, or even outright damn-hot supermodel beautiful, and make her look nasty-scary? I hate to even admit I looked at them, but the controversial Miley Cyrus photos come to mind. Posing a 14-year-old like that is a bit skeevy, but if you ask me the real crime is how haggard and used-up the supposedly brilliant photographer made the poor girl look. Normally Keri Russell is more along the super-cute line than the scary-harsh type; looks like she got bit by some of that same type of suck-ass photography.


Then again, this one looks a little better. (A little bit of a nip slip?)

So there you have it. The highlights of the most provocative pictures Keri Russell has ever done (that I know of). If you noticed that there aren't any bikinis in there, well, that's because there aren't any. Anywhere. I did some searching...not a whole lot, but some; Keri is fine and all, but I'm not that into her...and there there just aren't any bikini photos out there.

However, I did find a few other sexy pics. And since Bikini Hotness is all about hotness (bikinis or not), here they are for your enjoyment.

Crazy microkini teens

When it comes to crazy hotness, there's nothing better than the microkini. It's the most extreme, revealing form of the bikini, and its sole purpose is to display as much flesh as possible without being entirely nude. A girl would have to be a little crazy to wear one...and here's proof that not only are there teens crazy enough to wear microkinis, there are also plenty of teens crazy enough to let people photograph them in microkinis.


Long black hair, a great ass, nice hips...I love this kind of exotic look. I have to wonder if she'd be as pretty from the front, though. I do love a nice substantial ass, but I think it's sad to see how many chicks there are on the internet whose asses (whether skinny or bootylicious) express more humanity than their face. And I'm not talking just about a girl having a pretty model face, either. I'm talking about the kind of girl who looks like you could stand to be with for more than just the 2 minutes it'd take you to do the nasty. Not that you'd be doing the nasty with her if she was that nice, anyway...it's a conundrum, isn't it.


And speaking of doing the nasty...


Do you prefer blondes? It seems most people do. Myself, I like brunettes, whether it's the exotic look or the more girl-next-door type. Even a hardened (pun intended) brunette-lover couldn't find fault with these pictures, though.

Speaking of the girl next door type, here's one of the best teens on the web: Kari Sweets, sporting only the bottom half of a tiny microkini.

Kari is a professional internet model who does non-nude, but very (very) sexy shots. If you're into big backyards or large tracts of land (nerdy Monty Python reference) up top, Kari isn't the girl for you. If you're into porn-star types with harsh faces and overinflated tits, you're better off elsewhere. But if a pretty, petite 18 year old with loads of sexy, innocent charm, natural hotness, a sense of fun, and a definite naughty streak can do it for you, there's no one better than Kari.

In fact, I think I might dedicate a section of Bikini Hotness to Kari Sweets. Yep, it's official. Come back for more of this.

Sporting cameltoes

Ah, the women in sports... Here are a few sporting women sporting cameltoes. Enjoy the view.

You gotta love it when a girl could kick a guy's ass and look good doing it. This track-and-field latina is HOT. And she looks dangerous. Like she's fresh of a kill, or about to make one. You think maybe that cameltoe was the last thing some guy saw on this earth before that javelin took him out?

Massive swimmer cameltoe. I wonder if she notices that when she's swimming? Probably not. One of the great things about sports is that these candid cameltoe photo ops come up when the athletes are focused on something else.

That's it...stretch...and bend... I don't know what sport she's playing, but I want to come in and join the fun.

I wonder if cameltoe begins with K in Japanese.

Buffy's sidekick plays a sexy brand of basketball. Nice cameltoe, Cordelia. (I think Allyson Hannigan plays Cordelia...you can correct me if I'm wrong, I don't watch Buffy much.) Or maybe it's the flute player -- you know, from band camp. Nobody looked like this at any band camp I ever went to.

The sport of beach volleyball is excellent for cameltoe viewing. Only problem is, pro beach volleyballers tend to be skinny-ass chicks who look like dudes. Well, I could be wrong about the looking like a dude part. Not all of them do. And besides, I don't think the dudes sport cameltoes. Though I could be wrong about that, too.